Reblogged from neafarchive-deactivated20120811
Mommy of the Future
Named for a song my then-4-yr-old wrote about me but really about all sorts of things. Theoretically.
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You guys, Lindy West is doing a really good job. And in the wake of that good job (read: speaking out against rape jokes, and going head-to-head with a comic very willing to defend them), she is getting a lot of hate. A lot of hate. Hate that perpetuates rape culture and…
I want a movie where two manic pixie dream girls fall in love and do cute lesbian things like destroy the patriarchy.
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Things I did not know, but should.
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This is a post that might save a life.
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My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
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Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe
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In nursing school, I’ve noticed a gradual shift away in the rhetoric from women’s symptoms are “abnormal”, which is great because how is something “abnormal” if nearly half of the MI population experiences those symptoms?
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My friends’ mom died of a heart attack. No one knew the signs, and when she collapsed, her family had to perform CPR on her until the ambulance showed up.
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if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
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If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.
I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.
So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it’s in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.
^this
YES.
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“Okay, that was a good warmup, I guess, but I think I can do better. After the first couple lines, the melody kinda got away from me. I don’t know if it was obvious. Also, I didn’t know the kazoo was gonna be quite that aggressive. And that’s not a criticism, Marty, do exactly what you did before, it’s terrific. I’ll just be ready this time. Also, I know it was my idea, but now that we’ve done it, having Roger come in mid-word to hit that note for me on the very last line felt sort of humiliating. Especially when I kind of limp back in at the end. It just felt bad, y’know? So, okay, if everyone’s ready, let’s roll on take 2.”
“Um, sorry, the song just went out live to start the show.”
“Oh no, really?”
“Yeah. Oh, and, we recorded it onto a golden record that we shot into space.”
“What!? That fast?”
“Well, I mean, it’s not in space yet, but it’s definitely on its way. We had all the stuff ready to go.”
“Man.”
“For what it’s worth, I thought it sounded okay.”
“Honestly?”
“Yeah. I mean, I wasn’t giving it my full attention because I was busy with the space launch, but, like, in the background nothing stood out as horrible.”
“Ooooooh. Kay. Listen, next time? Let me know if you’re gonna record anything onto a golden record and shoot it into space? Because I might want to rehearse it more than once, you know?”
“Will do. Although, there probably won’t be a next time because we absolutely spent our whole budget for the next ten seasons.”
“On the golden-record-into-space thing?”
“Mostly, yes.”
Thanks to Ben Acker.
I’m kinda jealous - my baby, when he was a baby, slept through ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. But this is adorable.
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POSTED: SUNDAY, APRIL 28, 2013
LOCATION: San Antonio, TexasHaley Moy is my friend’s niece, and she has been missing for four days as of this writing.
She is 15, blonde, and last seen at Brandeis High School on Wednesday morning (April 24, 2013.)
if you see her please call San Antonio police at 210-207-7660.
Her family is offering a $500 reward for any information that leads to her safe return home. Please email any information to: helpfindhaley@gmail.com
PLEASE REBLOG
Texas friends… and friends in nearby states…. get this out there.
This child has been missing for a week. Please spread the word.
Is your latte too hot? Mine was this morning. I was at the bustling Oasis shopping center in Kampala, Uganda, and I took one sip and then spilt it all over me. You know who else has these problems? The local Ugandans that frequent this shop, and make up the majority of it’s…
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the TARDIS
the TARDIS
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor Who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
anonymous asked: How do you respond to a white person who feigns colorblindness (“I don’t see race”)?
THEN WHY AREN’T YOU MORE CURIOUS ABOUT HUGE PARTS OF THE POPULATION BEING SYSTEMATICALLY MISTREATED FOR NO APPARENT REASON YOU FUCKING IDIOT
