Mommy of the Future

Named for a song my then-4-yr-old wrote about me but really about all sorts of things. Theoretically.


Reblogged from cineraria



 #ME TOO CAT

 

(Source: cineraria, via cleolinda)

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Reblogged from cleolinda

tattle-crime:

cleolinda:

This is our design.

I am absolutely delighted that I got to be involved with such a lovely project and to see the final collection is a delight! I hope all of you enjoy it as much as I have.

These are amazing. I’m just sad they didn’t come into existence before I reached the age where suddenly sparkly eyeshadow makes you look 137 years old.

(Source: aromaleigh.com, via idontfindyouthatinteresting)

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idontfindyouthatinteresting:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

As I have just reached 10,000 followers, I think a BIG giveaway is due! As those of you who have been around since my 2500 giveaway will know, I like giving away DVD’s.

The Rules

  • This is a giveaway for followers, so you must be following.
  • Reblog to enter, likes will not count.
  • It will close when the Season 2 DVD is released in the US
  • I will make this date very clear to everyone
  • Please if you have any questions message me, all new info will go in “10kgiveaway” tag on my blog.

Time for the business end

  • 1x DVD of Hannibal Season Two (will make sure it’s your region)
  • 1x Hannibal related goodie bag (not organs, promise)
  • 1x Framed Print from boardingtheark x

More prizes will be added when note goals are hit cos it’s fun.

GIVEAWAY ENDS 9TH SEPTEMBER!

Reblogged from kinpunshou
moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

(via craftastrophies)

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tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

(Source: youtube.com, via vaspider)

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twolittlebluebirdsx:

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I did an experiment 7 months ago and compared my then 6 month old’s jean pockets to mine. This was the result:

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If this doesn’t prove how fucked up women’s fashion is I don’t know what will.

(Source: meladoodle, via craftastrophies)

Reblogged from fallontonight

fallontonight:

Dave Chappelle’s Kanye West story > all other Kanye West stories

(via pleatedjeans)

Reblogged from humansofnewyork
keithsnyder:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m going to be an artist.""Do you have any advice for other artists?""Don’t press down too hard with your crayons."

Finally, something useful.

keithsnyder:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m going to be an artist."
"Do you have any advice for other artists?"
"Don’t press down too hard with your crayons."

Finally, something useful.

Reblogged from penspride

penspride:

I was walking home today from my friend’s house and I walked past a house and this dog just stuck his head underneath the fence. 

(via thefrogman)

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the-real-goddamazon:

mortalstardust:

freezepeachinspector:

laborreguitina:

pissnerd:

badbilliejean:

blackourstory:

Happy Black History YEAR!

Greatness.

loving how my old history teacher talked about them like a terrorist group

boost me up

Wow okay so for those skimming, there’s a memo up there from THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI that sets a mission to LIE about the good things the Black Panthers were doing, spread rumors of them being terrorists, and terrorize the communities supporting them.

If you think the Black Panthers were terrorists and you’ve never heard of the community-building, it’s because there was a literal government conspiracy to make you and people 45 years ago think that way.

i’m reblogging again (bolding mine), because people need to fucking know this. especially white americans. 

This is true.

And we in the military are told the Black Panther Party is on the same level as the KKK and we’re not allowed to join it or go to any rallies or events hosted by the BPP.

I almost laughed when I saw it. I’m sure a few of the old-head Black chiefs laughed too.

This is the legacy of colonialism and white supremacy at work.

(via craftastrophies)

Reblogged from cineraria
ryannorth:

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

this speaks to me on a level i didn’t know i had

ryannorth:

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

this speaks to me on a level i didn’t know i had

(Source: cineraria, via mlletam)

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abbyjean:

I Tradizionali is offering a solution in the form of temporary tattoos featuring recipes that can be applied on the arm and washed off after cooking. (via Springwise)

abbyjean:

I Tradizionali is offering a solution in the form of temporary tattoos featuring recipes that can be applied on the arm and washed off after cooking. (via Springwise)

Reblogged from punkypunk
perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

(Source: punkypunk, via vaspider)

Reblogged from thebigblackwolfe

thebigblackwolfe:

If you’ve cut a negative person from your life, whether they were abusive or just someone who wasn’t a positive influence on you, at NO POINT in your healing are you required to let that person BACK into your life.

Your healing should never be contingent on you bringing people who have harmed you back into your space. Your healing does not require you to give these people a second chance to harm you.

(via craftastrophies)